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#1

“Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.”
― Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

tags: egotism, humor, sarcasm, taste

365 likes

#2

“I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

tags: humor, thomas-raith, vanity

102 likes

#3

“There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.”
― Willie Nelson

tags: beer, humor

91 likes

#4

“Most misunderstandings in the world could be avoided if people would simply take the time to ask, "What else could this mean?”
― Shannon L. Alder

tags: anger, ego, misinterpretation, misunderstand, misunderstandings, overthinking, pain, perception, perspective, questions, reading-into-everything, reading-into-things, second-quessing, self-esteem, self-improvement

1052 likes

#5

“I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!”
― Sharon Swan

tags: exit-ghost, funny, happiness, happy, humor

131 likes

#6

“Now this might disturb you, but I find I'm OK by myself;
and I don't need you or your benevolence to make sense.”
― Morrissey

tags: humor, life, lyrics, music

138 likes

#7

“You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.”
― GARY LARSON

tags: humor

122 likes

#8

“When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it窶冱 really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.”
― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture

tags: romance

1776 likes

#9

“There are few things in life that are worth waking up to: sex, the dark spices of freshly brewed coffee and bacon.”
― Dannika Dark, Sterling

tags: humor

87 likes

#11

“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, 窶弋hanks for being a fan.窶� Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing.”
― Jarod Kintz, $3.33

538 likes

#12

“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton, Incubus Dreams

tags: humor, sexual, thought

493 likes

#13

“And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night

tags: humor, love, morality, sex

645 likes

#14

“I've often wondered what makes a relationship last. I guess the best answer is it's the one right after the next to the last one.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

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#15

“I look up to say something but he puts his finger to my lips and whispers, 窶廛on窶冲 talk. You窶冤l just spoil my fantasy of rescuing an innocent damsel in distress as soon as you open your mouth.”
― Susan Ee, World After

tags: humor, penryn, raffe

670 likes

#16

“Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.”
― Groucho Marx

597 likes

#17

“If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now." But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

310 likes

#18

“I don't know why people are afraid of lust. Then I can imagine that they are very afraid of me, for I have a great lust for everything. A lust for life, a lust for how the summer-heated street feels beneath my feet, a lust for the touch of another's skin on my skin...a lust for everything. I even lust after cake. Yes, I am very lusty and very scary.”
― C. JoyBell C.

tags: human-nature, humanism, humor, humor-fear, inspiration, inspirational, inspirational-life, inspirational-quotes, inspiring, life, life-and-living, living, loving-life, lust, lust-for-life, lustful, lusty, passion, passion-for-life, passion-for-living, passionate-living, passions

370 likes

#19

“Sometimes, just saying that you hate something, and having someone agree with you, can make you feel better about a terrible situation.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

tags: humor

1001 likes

#20

“But more than any of that, I was thankful for the possibility he'd shown me: that a man really could love a woman enough that he'd do anything to protect her. That's how much Tod loved Addy.

That's how much I wanted Nash to love me.”
― Rachel Vincent, My Soul to Keep

tags: love

84 likes

#21

“There used to be days that I thought I was okay, or at least that I was going to be. We'd be hanging out somewhere and everything would just fit right and I would think 'it will be okay if it can just be like this forever' but of course nothing can ever stay just how it is forever.”
― Nina LaCour, Hold Still

tags: forever, friendship, love, okay, suicide, suicide-note

632 likes

#22

“Loving someone always requires you to not love others.”
― Koushun Takami, Battle Royale

tags: love, survival

305 likes

#23

“I've felt basically lucky ever since, almost every day of my life. That's something else love should make you feel. It should make you fell fortunate.
It will be made clear to you in a stray gesture, the line of a throat. Something in the hands. There may or may not be any music playing. But there will be a certain velocity of the spirit, a sensation of dropping through clear space unimpeded, and you think, This is the one. I found you.”
― Suzanne Finnamore, The Zygote Chronicles

tags: love, true-love

117 likes

#24

“All I've learned in today's Shakespeare class is: Sometimes you have to fall in love with the wrong person just so you can find the right person. A more useful lesson would've been: Sometimes the right person doesn't love you back. Or sometimes the right person is gay. Or sometimes you just aren't the right person.
Thanks for nothing, Shakespeare.”
― Jackson Pearce, As You Wish

tags: love

101 likes

#25

“I wanted to make love in the rain, but owing to unfavorable (or, rather favorable) weather conditions, I took to the shower as a suitable substitute.”
― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

74 likes

#26

“But do we know how to make love stay?'
I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play it day by day.”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

tags: honesty, love, reality, romance

172 likes

#27

“This is not to say, there never comes a day I'll take my chances and start again. And when I look behind on all my younger times, I'll have to thank the wrongs that led me to a love so strong.”
― John Mayer, John Mayer - Battle Studies

tags: lonely, love

112 likes

#29

“You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,
headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Welcome to Temptation

tags: humor, seduction

163 likes

#30

“They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.”
― Kurt Cobain

tags: different, humor, inspirational, misattributed, same, society

720 likes

#31

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”
― Rita Mae Brown

235 likes

#32

“People like to say love is unconditional, but it's not, and even if it was unconditional, it's still never free. There's always an expectation attached. They always want something in return. Like they want you to be happy or whatever and that makes you automatically responsible for their happiness because they won't be happy unless you are ... I just don't want that responsibility.”
― Katja Millay, The Sea of Tranquility

tags: happiness, love, relationships, responsibility, unconditional-love

1922 likes

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