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“They don't go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine skins, slices of hog flesh and burnt ground grass seeds dipped in animal fats; or, as it is known in their patois, egg, sausage, bacon and a fried slice of toast.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

“Now I know what a piece of bacon feels like when it is suddenly picked out of the pan on a fork and put back on the shelf!"
"No you don't!" he heard Dori answering, "because the bacon knows that it will get back in the pan sooner or later; and it is to be hoped we shan't. Also eagles aren't forks!”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

“The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.”
― Vivian Vande Velde, Cloaked in Red

“Most people just want to be left in peace to eat their bacon, not realising that there is no peace behind bacon.”
― Mango Wodzak, Destination Eden

“Everything's better with bacon and red wine!”
― Dianne Harman

“Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I'm not a country person. I don't like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and fondling a pig.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Whispers Under Ground

“When listening to the lightning storms in your area on a standard AM radio, you will hear a sound like bacon frying and this is the electromagnetic energy that the storm is generating. Plants react to this energy and may show vigorous growth during lightning seasons.”
― Steven Magee, Electrical Forensics

“But Virginia, bacon is breafast. And nothing sets my nostrils twitching like bacon in the morning. Little pigs parading up and down with their curly cork screw tails... Bacon sizzling away on a iron frying pan. Baste it, roast it, toast it, nibble it, chew it, bite right through it, wobble it, gobble it, wrap it round a couple of chickens and am I ravenous!”
― Kathryn Wesley, The 10th Kingdom

“It is the custom on the stage in all good, murderous melodramas, to present the tragic and the comic scenes in as regular alternation as the layers of red and white in a side of streaky, well-cured bacon.”
― Charles Dickens

“...she has been bewitched by a wicked sorceress, and will not regain her beauty until she is my wife.'
'Does she say so? Well if you believe that you may drink cold water and think it bacon'.”
― Andrew Lang, The Red Fairy Book

“Look a pig in her eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon.”
― Mango Wodzak

“Niko popped a spare slice of bacon in his mouth, chewing it up contentedly. 鈥淚 hate being a soul, being dead. You know what I hate most about it?鈥�
鈥淣o sex?鈥� Sophie guessed.
鈥淭hat鈥檚 what I hate second most about it. No, what I hate most is鈥斺��
鈥淭hat you can鈥檛 lie,鈥� Adrian cut in.
Niko lifted his eyebrows at him, impressed. 鈥淵ou do know me. Exactly right.鈥�
鈥淎nd no bacon,鈥� Freya added.”
― Molly Ringle, Persephone's Orchard

“You don't have to say a thing except yes. You don't have to do anything, either, I'm quite willing to plan it all."
"You?"
"Yes me."
"You'd plan all of it? Even the wedding?"
"Why not?"
"You don't even like to plan your own breakfast."
He grinned. "You mean more to me tban bacon."
"More than [i]bacon?[/i] I'm honored."
"You should be, my foolish pea brain.”
― Karen Hawkins, The Taming of a Scottish Princess

“Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.”
― George Takei, Oh Myyy!

“I would just have to find a hog, slaughter it, butcher it, cure the meat, then fry it up. Thinking about the bacon鈥攖he potential of bacon鈥攇ives me hope. Not all is lost if bacon isn't. Seriously.”
― Rick Yancey, The Last Star

“If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science”
― Michelle M. Pillow

“Are bacon and chocolate the foundation of a good meal? No, everybody knows
that is a deep fryer and/or gravy. However, I have long held the notion that you can't name a food that I can't improve by adding either bacon or chocolate.”
― Aaron Blaylock, It's Called Helping...You're Welcome

“What do you want me to do?" Amy repeated, then added. "Is there any pizza left in that box?"
Ambrosia shook her head. "You want me to order pizza?"
With all my freaking heart," Amy said, smiling. "Think of it as the last supper. Oh, and ask for extra bacon and cheese, okay. I've been craving bacon like you wouldn't believe.”
― Patti Roberts, Equilibrium

“Its a proven fact that all plans involving bacon have a ninety percent better chance of working out.”
― Jeff Gunhus, Jack Templar And The Lord Of The Werewolves

“Of all the odors of a camp, the smell of bacon reaches farthest in the forest. It needs no wind. It drifts on its own wings. On a still night a fox will sniff it a mile away鈥攖wice that far if the air is moving in the right direction. It was this smell of bacon that came to Baree where he lay in his hollow on top of the beaver dam.”
― James Oliver Curwood

“Pam went to the refrigerator and started piling some cold cuts and cheese on the table. 鈥淜atie, honey, hand me that bread over there,鈥� she said, pointing to the counter behind me.
I handed it to her and she smiled.
鈥淗olt, I鈥檓 making your father a sandwich. Do you want one?鈥�
鈥淚鈥檓 starved,鈥� he said.
鈥淵ou just ate!鈥� I exclaimed.
鈥淵ou ate all my bacon,鈥� he accused.
鈥淚 did not!鈥� I laughed, reaching in for a slice of bread and throwing it at him.
He snagged it out of the air and took a huge bite.
Holt鈥檚 dad grinned. 鈥淚 like this one, son. Better not let her go.鈥�
鈥淚 don鈥檛 plan on it,鈥� he said, giving me a meaningful stare.
I felt my cheeks heat and I made myself busy putting together a sandwich for him.
鈥淜atie, make one for you too,鈥� Pam said, handing me the mayo.
鈥淥h, no. That bacon really filled me up.鈥� I grinned slyly.”
― Cambria Hebert, Torch

“Mmm, bacon.”
― Noel Jesse Heikkinen, Unchained: If Jesus Has Set Us Free, Why Don't We Feel Free?

“America, I know we have our problems. I realize that the scale and our waistline
are foremost among them. I鈥檓 willing to make concessions, I really am. I drink, and prefer, skim milk. I鈥檒l take water packed tuna over oil packed tuna any day. I can stomach low-fat ranch or I-Can鈥檛-Believe-It鈥檚-Not-Anything. I鈥檒l even look the other way on sugar free ice cream (believe me that one hurts), but I鈥檒l be darned if I鈥檓 gonna let somebody take my delicious delicious pig fat from me. I鈥檇 rather die.”
― Aaron Blaylock, It's Called Helping...You're Welcome

“I only eat bacon socially.”
― Gina Barberi

“Right there鈥� the hope of bacon is a reason to love life.”
― Deb Caletti, The Last Forever

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that bacon can improve any situation.”
― Jen Rasmussen , Grim Haven

“It started the way so many good things do: with bacon.”
― Paula Garner, Phantom Limbs

“No bacon for you."
"Then no eggs for you. Either of you."
Eve glowered at him. "Prisoner exchange?"
They glared at each other, then swapped pans and started scooping.”
― Rachel Caine, Glass Houses