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Commentating on pop culture is definately one of my fortes. It's a gift, what can I say? Poking fun at any highly publicized celebrity event, mishap, or scandal is very self-fulfilling. Some people say that people who do this are low on self-esteem. I think those people are the ones who need the Prozac. I'm perfectly satisfied with my level of self-esteem.

One story that has caught my eye lately (more like been FORCED into my face), has been the scandal of Jon and Kate whats-their-faces. Supposedly this Jon guy was caught by the paparazzi cheating on his wife with some college girl. I just have to put in my two cents on this piece...

What was he thinking? I know he probably had good means behind his decision. If you have ever watched the show you can see just how badly this woman treats him. She's awful. If Godzilla had a human manifestation it would be Kate, for sure. She practically breathes fire and has countless spawn. I know, I know, the show title is "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" but I have a personal hunch that these kids have understudies. Anyways, back to Jon. The paparazzi catches him macking down in a stairwell at a dorm. Classic.

I know that, really, Jon is in the wrong. Jon should be the one that everyone dislikes. He was the cheater. But I'm sure about 94.1% of America (or at least the ones who care) have it out for Kate. If she didn't hit him in the face or tell him to shut up or talk to him like one of their countless children maybe - just maybe - things wouldn't be like this. In fact, I even heard on the radio this morning that she gives him a $5 allowance for his daily spending needs. Is that not the most ridiculous thing you have ever heard? What is he going to do? Go to Subway for the $5 foot long? He can't even get that because that money won't even cover the tax.

For some reason they decided to proceed with a new season of the show. I'm sure that was more Kate's decision. She loves being on TV. She thrives on it. Personally, I think she is trying to pave the way for her own show whenever they get a divorce.

You know, she and that Octo-Mom should get a reality show together. She wants a reality show too. We've already seen the eight children. Let's try sixteen plus two moms. That has got to be a real hoot. I would watch it at least once, I know that. But then I'd probably get tired of watching them cat-fighting and pulling each other's hair, trying to argue about who gets to lead the interviews...

I have a lot of hot steam built up from this story, as you can probably tell. They aren't even real celebrities. I can't wait for next season - "Jon and Kate Plus Eight Minus One."