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Brick And Blanket Test Quotes

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Nicole Riekhof
“Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you鈥檝e ever held dear with the greatest of ease.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, loyalty, random, relationships
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Nicole Riekhof
“You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, humor, random, relationships
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Nicole Riekhof
“I鈥檝e always wanted to go out with a bang, that鈥檚 why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, leaving, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“Blankets on the other hand are incredibly needy as they are always trying to fill a 鈥渧oid鈥. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they鈥檒l be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they鈥檙e nowhere to be found.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random, relationships
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Nicole Riekhof
“You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It鈥檚 certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: banks, brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, money, random
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“Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?”
― Amy Riekhof, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, metaphor, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random, superheroes
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“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.”
― Amy Riekhof, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, mathematics, probabilities, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“If you鈥檙e a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: art, brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random
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“A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good鈥 for the moment.”
― Amy Riekhof, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, finance, finance-humor, funny, humor, random
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“A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.”
― Amy Riekhof, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, random
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“Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they鈥檒l at least have something to keep them warm after they鈥檝e lost all their money when the company goes under.”
― Amy Riekhof, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, finance, funny, humor, investors, random, stocks
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Nicole Riekhof
“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America鈥檚 greatest ballparks.(Fenway)”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: ballparks, baseball, brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, fenway, film, funny, humor, orphans, random
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Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).鈥”
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
tags: brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, love, sex
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Nicole Riekhof
“A brick is鈥︹︹ Well it鈥檚 a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random, tooth-fairy
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Nicole Riekhof
“Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: books, brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, flowers, funny, humor, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: absurd, bizarre, brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, cows, funny, humor, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, insane, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: bible, brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, building, funny, houses, humor, random
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“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That鈥檚 it. That鈥檚 all I got.”
― Amy Riekhof, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: absurd, brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, conspiracy, funny, humor, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“The man you鈥檙e going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, love, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, delivery, funny, humor, notes, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: absurd, brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, random
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Nicole Riekhof
“I鈥檇 much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.”
― Nicole McKay, A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket
tags: brick-and-blanket-iq-test, brick-and-blanket-responses, brick-and-blanket-test, brick-and-blanket-uses, funny, humor, monkeys, random
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Christoph Fischer
“Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.”
― Christoph Fischer
tags: blanket, brick, brick-and-blanket, brick-and-blanket-test, creative, creativity, delicious, funny, gravy, hospitality, hotel, humor, serve, service, yummy
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