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“Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?"

"Slept with him?"

Darryl was silent for a second. "After that.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Tell me something good about your life," I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn't as broken as I thought him to be.
Peter breathed into the handset for about two minutes. I began wondering if he was about to hang up, or had fallen asleep, when he answered. "You."
It was so quiet I almost didn't hear it. And then he hung up before I could ask him to repeat himself.
I fell asleep, grinning, with the phone still clutched in my hand and my milk souring on the coffee table.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Peter to Austin:
"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Your daughter is gay? Where are all these gay people coming from? Gay friends. Gay daughters of friends. Gay sisters-in-law. Gay suspects. I ask one guy for a kiss and suddenly I鈥檓 living in Ancient Greece.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“At some point all of this is going to catch up with me,鈥� I said.

鈥淲hat is?鈥�

鈥淕ay, boyfriend, job loss, career in the toilet, gay, criminals in my house, criminals in my bed.鈥�

鈥淵ou said the gay thing twice.鈥�

鈥淚t deserves double billing.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Do you know why I like dogs and not cats? Because when
you鈥檙e talking to dogs, they don鈥檛 walk away in order to rim
themselves.

~Austin to Cai's cat Begone Cai's, also known as the "fucking hairball with the crazies.”
― Dani Alexander

“What the fuck are you doing with your life?鈥�

鈥淒ating hookers, learning the gay, housing criminals, pissing off my fellow cops, and taking in what everyone says is a cat, but which I鈥檓 definitely sure is not a cat. I鈥檓 undecided on its actual species. I think it鈥檚 a cross between a rat and some kind of alien life鈥�”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“What is wrong with you?鈥� He glared at me.


鈥淚鈥檓 somewhat sure I鈥檓 suddenly gay,鈥� I shrugged, 鈥淢y father and mother are hypocritical abandoning homophobic assholes. The former defending my chief suspect in the biggest case of my life鈥攕omething I鈥檓 sure you had a hand in. I鈥檓 obsessed with your freckles, your bunny slippers and your lips鈥攚hich I should be getting points for not kissing while you鈥檙e incapacitated, by the way. I鈥檓 dating a whore while working on the vice squad鈥攑oints to me again for not arresting your ass for that鈥攁nd I鈥檓 ridiculously horny. Oh, and my fianc茅e won鈥檛 talk to me.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Fucking cracker,鈥� Alvarado hissed as he was shoved into the patrol car.


鈥淎w, that鈥檚 discrimination, right there.鈥� I feigned hurt. 鈥淪ee, I see you as scumbag first, Alvarado. Or dick-cheese. Scumsucking pedophile. Asshole. The fact that you鈥檙e Hispanic doesn鈥檛 even factor into it.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“I was going to be mature about this. And ignore him.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass