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Foot In Mouth Quotes

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Anthony Liccione
“If talk is cheap, then being silent is expensive. And many people it seems, can't afford to buy into it.”
Anthony Liccione

Anthony Liccione
“Does giving your piece of mind, bring a peace of mind? Or is it better to be silent and let the war inside subside?”
Anthony Liccione

Dani Alexander
“Then I guess the rest of my life will be resigned to doggy style sex." The words were out of my mouth before I could think about them. "I mean however long...when we're...that wasn't a fucking proposal."
"Okay."
"Don't smile that. Smugness doesn't become you."
"Okay."
"Scoot the fuck over. You're hogging the bed."

Austin and Peter. :')”
Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

Dave Barry
“You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.”
Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50

Russell Hoban
“O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to go.”
Russell Hoban, Riddley Walker

Susan Mallery
“I'm a librarian in town,' she began.
'You sure about that?'
The words popped out before he could stop them.
Annabelle raised her eyebrows. 'Fairly. It's my job and so far no one has told me to go away when I show up for work.'
smooth, Stryker, he thought, very smooth.
'I was expecting someone wearing glasses. You know. Because librarians read a lot.'
The raised eyebrows turned into a frown. 'You need to get out of the barn more.”
Susan Mallery, Summer Nights

Anthony Liccione
“There are some people that should stay quiet, because they understand. As there are those that should stay quiet, because they don't understand. Some things are better left unsaid or voiced.”
Anthony Liccione

Cath Crowley
“Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of? I mean somehing so bad you felt sick just thinking about it?'
'Everyone has. Why, what'd you do?'
'I didn't say goodbye to Mum.'
'That's not so bad.'
'Did you say goodbye to your mum before she left?' I'd never asked Martin about this before. I didn't want to hear the answer.
'She left before I had a chance.'
'Oh.'
'That's what I like about you, Faltrain.You always know just what to say.”
Cath Crowley, The Life and Times of Gracie Faltrain

Cassie Mae
“I was just, uh...looking at your bush.”
Cassie Mae, How to Seduce a Band Geek

Julie Anne Long
“The words had somehow managed to bypass reason on the way out of his mouth”
Julie Ann Long

Jim  Butcher
“Coz," he said. "You really must learn to shut your mouth from time to time. You'll taste less shoe letter.”
Jim Butcher, The Aeronaut's Windlass

Jill Barnett
“Merrick swilled down the rest of his ale. A strange heat traveled from his belly to loins to his head. 鈥橳was like his blood came alive.鈥

鈥ince Clio was the bride, they toasted her lips, and her hips. They drank to her eyes, and her thighs. Her luscious meal fare and her glorious hair. Her small nose and her bare toes.

But even Merrick was surprised when he himself stood and bellowed, 鈥淗ere鈥檚 to Lady Clio with her mouth full of sass.鈥 鈥 He grinned, then raised his cup high. 鈥淎nd her small, tight ass.”
Jill Barnett, Wonderful

Linda Kage
“His caressing palm on her butt almost had her lulled into la-la land when he murmured, "You're mom's got a nice ass. 鈥漌illow's eyes popped open. "Excuse me?" "What?" he defended. "You always like pillow talk after sex.”
Linda Kage, The Right to Remain Mine

Julia Spencer-Fleming
“The woman beside him was shivering, her arms clasped around herself, her knees drawn up. 鈥淪orry,鈥 he said. 鈥淭he heater in the old whore takes a long time to warm up.鈥 A second after he spoke, he remembered he was talking to a priest. 鈥淥h, Jesus,鈥 he said, caught himself, then blurted out, 鈥淐hrist!鈥 at his own stupidity before he could help it. He hung his head, laughing and groaning at the same time.

鈥淵ou! Swearing in front of a priest!鈥 She pointed her finger at his chest. 鈥淒rop and gimme twenty!鈥 He stared at her, not sure he was hearing right. She smiled slowly, her eyes half-closing. 鈥淕otcha.”
Julia Spencer-Fleming, In the Bleak Midwinter

Julia Spencer-Fleming
“You gonna be okay with that idiot car of yours? ...鈥

鈥淚鈥檝e got AAA. They鈥檒l be here. Eventually.鈥
...
鈥淲ell, if they don鈥檛 show, give the station a call and I鈥檒l drive over and jump you.鈥 There was a sort of strangled non-noise. 鈥淛ump your car. Jump-start it. The cruisers have incredible batteries.鈥

She started laughing. 鈥淚s that a Freudian slip, or are you just happy to see me?”
Julia Spencer-Fleming, Out of the Deep I Cry

Mackenzi Lee
“Maybe things should just stay the way they are."
I can tell he's trying to follow that unmappable logic, made all the more inscrutable by how dedicated I am to both my nonsense and how violently I just vomited it onto him.”
Mackenzi Lee

Dan Pearce
“Yeah, I just said that. Welcome to my brain. You may want to buckle up.”
Dan Pearce, Single Dad Laughing: The Best of Year One

Saxon James
“Fuck, fuck, what was I thinking? I might as well have just cut open my chest, pulled out my heart, and said, "Oh yeah, this kinda belongs to you.”
Saxon James, System Overload