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“I accept no responsibility whatsoever for anything that I did while I had mercury poisoning.”
― Steven Magee

“Before We Begin
Is Your Bug A nice clean original car that looks almost like it
left the showroom yesterday?
P.S. All work should be carried out in consultation with a reliable workshop manual with regard to torque settings, gaps, procedures, sequences disassembly, reassembly, where to hide the leftover parts, etc. I will accept no responsibility for anything resulting from
you or anybody else trying anything as described in this document whatsoever – but if it works or you end up with some amusing stories to tell someone else’s grandchildren, please feel free to drop me a line. (No death threats please.)
Sincerely,
Christina Engela”
― Christina Engela, Bugspray

“For many sickened people, the corporate government disability process takes approximately two to four years to go through. During that time you receive no disability benefits whatsoever.”
― Steven Magee