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“thoes prepared to shed copious floods of crocodile tears . . .”
― Stephen King, The Tommyknockers

“People worry about kids playing with guns, and teenagers watching violent videos; we are scared that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands - literally thousands - of songs about broken hearts and rejection and pain and misery and loss.”
― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity

“Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us."

[The One Un-American Act, Speech to the Author's Guild Council in New York, on receiving the 1951 Lauterbach Award (December 3, 1952)]”
― William O. Douglas

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I鈥檓 new wave, but I鈥檓 old school and my inner child is outward bound. I鈥檓 a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I鈥檓 interactive, I鈥檓 hyperactive and from time to time I鈥檓 radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I鈥檓 on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I鈥檝e got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I鈥檓 in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I鈥檓 a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I鈥檝e got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can鈥檛 shut me up. You can鈥檛 dumb me down because I鈥檓 tireless and I鈥檓 wireless, I鈥檓 an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I鈥檓 a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I鈥檓 a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I鈥檝e got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I鈥檓 feeling, I鈥檓 caring, I鈥檓 healing, I鈥檓 sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I鈥檓 gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the 鈥淔鈥� word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I鈥檓 toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I鈥檝e been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I鈥檓 a rude dude, but I鈥檓 the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I鈥檝e got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don鈥檛 snooze, so I don鈥檛 lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I鈥檓 hangin in, there ain鈥檛 no doubt and I鈥檓 hangin tough, over and out!”
― George Carlin