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“Pumpkin spice is Satan鈥檚 dandruff, harbinger of the apocalypse, and it tastes like ass鈥攏ot in the good way.”
― Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

“She would have loved to have someone in her life, but she doubted it was in store for her. Maybe she was unlovable. Maybe spending so many years alone had warped her in some fundamental way and that was why she seemed to be unable to develop a true romantic connection, or even the type of attraction she often heard others talk about. In the end, it didn鈥檛 really matter. Grad school and dating went poorly together, anyway, which was probably why Dr. Adam Carlsen, MacArthur Fellow and genius extraordinaire, was standing here at thirtysomething years old, asking Olive what people did on dates. Academics, ladies and gentlemen.”
― Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

“I must say, the line between excellent career choice and critical life screwup is getting a bit blury.”
― Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

“He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.鈥� 鈥� Holden popped a bit of fortune cookie in his mouth, blinking at the message inside. 鈥淚s that shade?鈥� He looked around, indignant. 鈥淒id this fortune cookie just throw shade at me?”
― Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis