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“It starts before you can remember: you learn, as surely as you learn to walk and talk, the rules for being a girl...

Put a little color on your face. Shave your legs. Don鈥檛 wear too much makeup. Don鈥檛 wear short skirts. Don鈥檛 distract the boys by wearing bodysuits or spaghetti straps or knee socks. Don鈥檛 distract the boys by having a body. Don鈥檛 distract the boys.

Don鈥檛 be one of those girls who can鈥檛 eat pizza. You鈥檙e getting the milk shake too? Whoa. Have you gained weight? Don鈥檛 get so skinny your curves disappear. Don鈥檛 get so curvy you aren鈥檛 skinny. Don鈥檛 take up too much space. It鈥檚 just about your health.

Be funny, but don鈥檛 hog the spotlight. Be smart, but you have a lot to learn. Don鈥檛 be a doormat, but God, don鈥檛 be bossy. Be chill. Be easygoing. Act like one of the guys. Don鈥檛 actually act like one of the guys. Be a feminist. Support the sisterhood. Wait, are you, like, gay? Maybe kiss a girl if he鈥檚 watching though鈥攖hat鈥檚 hot. Put on a show. Don鈥檛 even think about putting on a show, that鈥檚 nasty.

Don鈥檛 be easy. Don鈥檛 give it up. Don鈥檛 be a prude. Don鈥檛 be cold. Don鈥檛 put him in the friend zone. Don鈥檛 act desperate. Don鈥檛 let things go too far. Don鈥檛 give him the wrong idea. Don鈥檛 blame him for trying. Don鈥檛 walk alone at night. But calm down! Don鈥檛 worry so much. Smile!

Remember, girl: It鈥檚 the best time in the history of the world to be you. You can do anything! You can do everything! You can be whatever you want to be!

Just as long as you follow the rules.”
― Candace Bushnell, Rules for Being a Girl